Your Treasure Is Our Trash

our EP will be up on Bandcamp on MONDAY

COME MONDAY, YOU CAN BUY OUR RAD NEW EP ON BANDCAMP DIGITAL OR CD OR NOTHING ELSE COS THATS THE ONLY OPTIONS……MONDAY

Sweet Teeth Reviews Polaroids Of Androids Sweet Teeth Review

http://polaroidsofandroids.com/record-reviews/sweet-teeth-your-treasure-is-our-trash/6448.html

read the review there, then read ours here

Polaroids Of Androids ‘Sweet Teeth’ Review February 16, 2012

I recently enrolled my Shipoodle in a puppy pre-school- Overall, it was a fairly enjoyable experience. I may be a 13 year old girl but I still managed to teach my dog to sit, rollover and the safe mounting approach when humping Golden Retrievers. There was an older man in the class with his 13-week old miniature schnauzer. Jonny, he was maybe thirty years old? Its an age where the teasing onslaught of puberty and the internet should have put him in his rightful place as a pretentious gangly know-it-all geek and/or back to applying for jobs that don’t involve blogs/trying to make meme’s popular while lightly slicing away at his wrists with a butter knife to the relatable sounds of Royal Headache (or their 1988 equivalent)

His presence dominated throughout the four week course. He was an annoying, righteous, old twerp. Every few minutes interrupting proceedings to tell us a painfully boring story about the time he listened to a demo of Odd Future before the album came out/or correcting the veterinary nurse’s pronunciation of the word ‘ / / / ▲ ▲ ▲ \ \ \ ’. He’d been alive on the planet longer than anyone in the class, and still hadn’t learnt that he shouldn’t have the kind of vociferous confidence normally associated with someone with more degrees than a one-eighty back grind by a Harvard professor.

His review stumbles along with an unmistakeable amount of insecurity. It doesn’t deal with outcomes, preferring instead to spit inexperienced life lessons and somehow despite the length of the review manages to not actually review the EP at all. Instead focusing on a general attitude of ‘youthful cockiness’ that the band portrays without ever asking the question, ‘is this something the band was trying to portray?’ and ‘did they achieve that goal?’. This might sound like the perfect review for the sort of person that obsesses over a 13 year old girl rather than teaching his new dog old tricks, but for me it’s just an uncomfortable experience.

Deaf Ambitions: SWEET TEETH

deafambitions:

Sweet teeth are a rowdy bunch of hooligans hailing from Sydney; you might have seen them vomiting up colourful milk in a clip with Doc Holiday Takes The Shotgun (if you haven’t yet, you should because it’s great). Obviously drinking milk and food-dye to the point that you power-munt…